March 2012
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
That awkward moment when you say something really... →
First Reaction: Wow, how did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
When you're on the ferris wheel.. →
Your friend shakes it:
& you’re like:
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
I swear, people at school walk so damn slow.
Then I’m just there behind them like,
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
When you realize any of us could have walked past...
Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
"Write T if the statement is correct; F if the...
When someone catches you in a lie:
when your friends have snacks and you're just like
got one direction tickets at the last minute(:
February 2012
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
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