March 2012
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When my parents decide to be 'funny' by making fun...
kids these days: you only live once that's the motto nigga yolo
me when i was their age: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't... →
YOU DO IT THEN
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me: Yolo
This is me in school in every class:
That girl who updates her facebook status every 5...
Meeting One Direction
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
"What is a pedophile's favorite pair of shoes?"
White Vans.
When my mom is baking and asks if anyone wants to...
Dancing
Expectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when an obviously beautiful...
You wonder why I’m insecure? Because there are...
I like smelling new books.
Trying to be serious when you're pranking your...
When I have a daughter, and if she has a special...
